The Sh*t Table

You are cordially invited to Jarlath & Gemma’s big day! Check the seating plan carefully before you take your seat.

What do you do with the people you have to invite to your wedding when you really don’t want them there? Easy! Put them all at one table at the very back of the room. But what if putting those strangers together turns out to be the worst decision of your life?

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